22: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (Official Trailer – 2013)

So.

Clearly I am not up-to-date on my imDb stalking, because let’s talk about how I almost screamed — out loud, in my office, at my place of employ — when I discovered that Chris Pine was the new Jack Ryan.

Yesterday, while innocently going to imDb for about the 40th time in a row to look up a thing I suddenly couldn’t remember once facing the search box, I saw, in the “newly released trailer” section, the teaser for Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.

Is that the worst title ever? Kinda. Will anything ever live up to The Hunt for Red October? Never. Do I care? NOPE. CHRIS PINE IS THE NEW JACK RYAN, YOU GUYS. I’m thisclose to vomiting a rainbow.